{"product_id":"your-pixel-count-is-bigger-than-mine-retro-gaming-mouse-pad-9x8","title":"Your Pixel Count Is Bigger Than Mine Retro Gaming Mouse Pad, 9x8","description":"\u003cp\u003eYour Pixel Count Is Bigger Than Mine is a retro gaming mouse pad for anyone who has ever stared down a final boss with nothing but a tiny ship and stubborn hope. A little red-and-white pixel rocket fires two shots at a massive armored dreadnought, all gun turrets, glowing orange vents, and triple thrusters, drifting through a starfield. It's classic 8-bit shooter energy with a punchline printed right across the top and bottom.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe bold pixel-font lettering and warm orange highlights stand out against the black background, so the joke reads from across the room on stream or across the desk at work. Part of the RetroNate collection, it pairs well with a retro setup, a gaming station, or an office that needs a little more personality.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIt's an easy gift for the retro gamer, shoot 'em up fan, or anyone who appreciates a good pixel-art one-liner.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct details\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e.: Size: 9\" × 8\", rectangular\u003cbr\u003e.: Smooth fabric top for easy mouse glide\u003cbr\u003e.: Durable high-density foam with an ultra-thin rubber base that grips the desk\u003cbr\u003e.: 1\/16\" (1.58 mm) thick\u003cbr\u003e.: Stain-resistant top surface\u003cbr\u003e.: One-sided print\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"RetroNate","offers":[{"title":"9\" × 8\" \/ Rectangle","offer_id":67655205159231,"sku":"13365051581755746364","price":8.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0707\/3451\/2447\/files\/15703744740624926156_2048.jpg?v=1791408993","url":"https:\/\/lairgadgets.shop\/products\/your-pixel-count-is-bigger-than-mine-retro-gaming-mouse-pad-9x8","provider":"Lair Gadgets","version":"1.0","type":"link"}