Funny Goose Shirt – Peace Was Never an Option Silly Goose Tee

Peace was never an option. A furious white goose charges straight at you mid-honk, wings flared and feathers flying, against an explosive yellow comic-book starburst, with a giant HONK! for good measure. Pure pop-art chaos for anyone who has ever been chased across a parking lot by one.

The design is printed direct-to-garment (DTG) for a soft-feel, long-lasting print that sits in the fabric instead of a stiff layer on top.

• 100% ring-spun cotton (Black), lightweight 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
• Classic unisex fit with a ribbed-knit crew collar
• Twill-taped shoulders and no side seams
• Printed Lair Gadgets neck label instead of a scratchy tag
• OEKO-TEX STANDARD 100 certified fabric made with US-grown cotton, sewn in Bangladesh

Care: machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F) with similar colors, do not bleach, tumble dry low, iron low, do not dry clean.

Sizing: unisex sizes fit true to size. If you are between sizes, size up. Before ordering, lay a t-shirt you already own flat, measure it across the chest and from shoulder to hem, and compare it with the flat measurements in the size guide.

Product information: unisex classic tee, two year warranty in the EU and Northern Ireland

Warnings, Hazard: For adults

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY